Το Γράμμα του Τζον Κλιζ Προς την Αμερική

12 Μαρτίου 2008 | Κανένα σχόλιο

Ο ψηλότερος Monty Python γράφει μια ανοιχτή επιστολή προς τους πολίτες των ΗΠΑ (όπου βγάζει το ψωμάκι του εδώ και πολλά χρόνια). Τρελό γέλιο.

1. You should look up “revocation” in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up “aluminium,” and check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it.

4. Generally, you will be expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels (look up “vocabulary”). Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as “like” and “you know” is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication.

15. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all. Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as “beer,” and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as “Lager.” American brands will be referred to as “Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine,” so that all can be sold without risk of further confusion.